Writes something sophisticated: “Too pretentious.”

Writes something simple: “Too pedestrian.”

Writes something authentic: “Too self-indulgent.”

Writes something pastiche: “Too derivative.”

Writes something archetypal: “Too predictable.”

Writes something enigmatic: “Too hard to follow.”

Writes something pleasant: “Too safe.”

Writes something transgressive: “Too offensive.”

Writes something detailed: “Too overwhelming.”

Writes something sparse: “Too empty.”