about a month ago i was driving through ohio, stopped to use the bathroom, and there was a big red button on the wall that said “do not touch”

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and obviously i was like yeah absolutely i will respect that boundary with my whole life.

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but when i checked out i asked the guy, like, what happens if you touch it,

and he was like oh it turns the bathroom into a disco party.

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so i went back and pressed it and it did in fact become a full disco party 💀💀

anywho, this is what living with ocd keeps you from.