I’ve been increasingly self-conscious about working/writing in cafés lately, mostly because the majority of laptop-in-public folk lack basic self-awareness and ruin it for the rest of us (sitting solo at a table for six, camping out for hours at a tiny mom + pop spot, or the most cringe, loudly taking calls to peacock importance).

But this gave me a laugh and spoke to my ambivert soul. Think I need to get out of the house today.