If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Will Martin is the closest thing we have to a modern Diogenes. He shines the heavy duty flashlight of Truth into the noxious corners of the interwebs and reveals the scoundrels, miscreants and frauds.

He’ll probably blast me as a Thielite Buttniggrr BAPfaggot and claim no one has ever liked him, but that’s fine. Deep down he knows I am right. And I say unto you, people still bound to this vale of tears, ignore him at your peril.

If you sees our estucheon on the horizon, know that the Yalobusha Avengers are nigh and our industrial woodchippers are thirsty for the blood of the wicked.

In hoc signo vinces.