Today I’m excited to announce that I will be quitting my job (unemployed) to devote my writing life to Substack (one post a week max). I believe that this platform is the future of publishing (I have no money), and I can’t wait to get started (YA fantasy slop + weird incel mysticism).

Thanks for reading (I will not read you). I’ll work hard to earn your trust and your subscriptions (I am dead inside).