I have a funny story about my niece: M kept popping her head in every so often to chat with the adults playing games, and at some point she came in with one of those little paper fortune-tellers that she’d made

She came up to C and asked him to pick one, and he picked the little drawing of a frog. His fortune was: “You’ll have good luck.”

Then she went around to Jen — my sister-in-law’s friend — and did the same thing. Jen picked something different, and her fortune was: “You will lose someone you love.”

C was like, “M, make it nicer!!!!!! It’s supposed to be for fun.” So she was like, “Oh, sorry, it’s just a game,” and hustled away to edit it LOL