Continental philosophy be like:

"The Absolute—that is, the apotheosis of thought as such, in itself—is not a going-under, but a going-through; if nothing nothings (and if we are to believe Heidegger, it does) then the phenomenological content of the Absolute must be the negation of nothing, that is pure nothingness, the negation of the negation. Therefore, the age of consent should be abolished."