me: *sends a message to doctor to ask about handicapped placards for driving*

nurse, responding: “schedule an appt to discuss this with doctor, then go pick up the forms from the DMV, & deliver them to the front desk for doctor to fill out”

me, responding back: “I’ll go ahead & schedule that appt, but as I am unable to walk properly, is there a way for me to send the forms that doesn’t involve driving two places? especially since I can download the forms from the dmv right now & perhaps attach them to an email of some kind?”

like… did she really just… w h a t ?