To the frankly bewildering 23,384 people Following me on Substack Notes without subscribing to my newsletter:
After some soul-searching, I am now prepared to give each of you FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS* if you sign up.
Take it or leave it.
- Mike
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*Payable at some as yet undetermined point^ in the future.
^The point I finally make $1 billion from my newsletter.