Too thin? Eat something.

Too fat? Have some self-control.

Wear makeup? You're insecure.

Don't wear makeup? You've let yourself go.

Age naturally? You've given up.

Fight aging? You're vain.

Go dutch? You're making him feel emasculated.

Let him pay? You're using him.

Too ambitious? You're neglecting your family.

Not ambitious enough? You're wasting your potential.

Outearned your partner? You emasculated him.

Earn less? You're a financial burden.

Ask for a raise? You're aggressive.

Don't ask? You can't advocate for yourself.

Work after having kids? You're an absent mother.

Stay home? You're lazy.

Breastfeed in public? Cover up.

Formula feed? You don't love your child enough.

Discipline your kids? You're too harsh.

Don't? You can't control them.

Too available? Easy.

Not available enough? A tease.

Enjoy sex openly? Shameless.

Don't? Frigid.

Sleep with someone quickly? No standards.

Make him wait? Playing games.

Disagree with a man? You're difficult.

Agree with a man? You have no mind of your own.

Talk a lot? You're exhausting.

Talk a little? You're cold.

Have a strong opinion? You're emotional.

Change your mind? You're unstable.

Got harassed? What were you wearing?

Covered up? You were probably giving him eyes.

Rejected him nicely? You led him on.

Rejected him bluntly? You humiliated him.

Have standards, but don't be picky.

Be easygoing, but have self-respect.

Know your worth, but don't price yourself out.

You lose either way. So, do whatever the fuck you want.