🔳 BLUE CAP 🧢: “Good to see you! I hear you crushed your leadership review, fella. Good on ya!”

🔳 PIERRE: “Thanks. We worked hard.”

🔳 BLUE CAP 🧢: “No doubt. How many of the 700 000 registered Conservatives voted?”

🔳 PIERRE: “2500.”

🔳 BLUE CAP 🧢: “You mean 250 000?”

🔳 PIERRE: “No.”

🔳 BLUE CAP 🧢: “ … ”

🔳 PIERRE: “ … ”

🔳 BLUE CAP 🧢: “Anyway … I take it that at least it was a pretty open fun review process, eh?”

🔳 PIERRE: “Nope ... after losing both the federal election and my riding, and having some of my MPs cross over to the Liberals recently, I wasn’t going to risk it.

We handpicked the voters, received guarantees from them, and made it difficult for anyone else to attend the vote. We also made them pay $1000 to vote.”

🔳 BLUE CAP 🧢: “ … Well, at least you got 100% of the vote then. At least that's something to talk about.”

🔳 PIERRE: “ … No ... I got 87%.”

🔳 BLUE CAP 🧢: “ … ”

🔳 PIERRE: “ … ”

🔳 BLUE CAP 🧢: “WTF, man??”