🔳 POLLY: Howdy folks, I'm Pierre.

🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: Welcome to Calgary.

🔳 POLLY: Thank you, ma'am.

🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: Are you STILL campaigning to be PM?? I hear the next election isn't till 2029, and also - you're polling at only 20% for preferred Prime Minister! 👀

Isn't it time to pack it up and give someone else a chance, fella??

🔳 POLLY: Yeah, I've given up on that one. I'm actually now campaigning to be the Governor of a separated Alberta.

🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: ...

🔳 POLLY: ...

🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: WTF?

🔳 POLLY: Yes

🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: Haven't you seen the official polling just out YESTERDAY??

75% of Albertans have no interest in that separation nonsense!

🔳 POLLY: Still, you never know. Things can change. I'm here to offer myself to the people of Alberta, should they decide to separate.

We can build a magnificent 51st State together under my leadership ... and that of President Trump.

🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: ...

🔳 CALGARY WHITE T-SHIRT: By the way, there's something different about you.

I've been standing here observing you, and ... I can't quite put my finger on it.

🔳 POLLY: Oh, I'm not wearing the muscle suit under my shirt today, that I usually wear during Question Period.

My useless assistant forgot to pack it! Can you believe it?

I'm not happy.

🔳 CALAGARY WHITE T-SHIRT: ... Ok ...

🔳 POLLY: Anyway, if Alberta does find a way to separate, and there's a race for Governor - can I count on your vote, folks?

🔳 CALGARY BLUE DRESS: Could you do me a favour? Please get off my property.

And don't come back. EVER.