Why simping doesn’t work…

Imagine you’re sitting down to play a game with someone where there are stakes involved—as in, you’ll be better off substantially to win. But the other player, before the game even starts, concedes a huge advantage—basically suggests he’ll let you win.

Would you question his motives? Yes. And if he went through with it, would you think he was a complete idiot and lose respect for him? Yes. That is how simping looks to a woman. She’s silently, maybe even unconsciously wondering: why is this guy trying to lose so badly?