This has got to be the single dumbest article on religion I've ever seen. It's individual meme-quips turned into incomplete sentences and confused paragraphs.

“Oh well its not real paganism”, “oh well it's Wiccan, invented by Crowley” (lol), “oh well monks wrote Beowulf”, one meme-quip after another. The entire article is like this. Totally worthless commentary—leave this slop for X threads

Brown hands should know when to remain in their pockets