My version of a wild gay night out has changed a bit.
· 1999: 4 pm at the club
· 2008: 1 am at the bar
· 2018: midnight at a restaurant
· 2021: 11 pm deep into a queer documentary rabbit hole
· 2026: 9 pm, choosing between two houseplants like this decision affects my legacy
This is what maturity looks like.
Slightly moisturized and home by ten.