This debate exists in a galaxy several light years beyond retarded. I’m a grown fucking man, I’ve got a kid and a mortgage, I can’t treat the casting choices in the Little Wizard Boy TV show like they’re the Cuban Missile Crisis. It’s insane-times-a-billion that there are adults in our society — people who can VOTE!!! — who would devote one nanosecond of their precious time on Earth to fretting over the skin color of the mean professor at Magic University.