Why yes, I was an Israeli spy for years, working in Israel’s most notorious intelligence unit: 8200. And I then served for years in the IDF Reserves, all the way until 2023.

Then I somehow overnight became the main "journalist" used by the Israelis and US Governments to uncritically recite and spread propaganda about Israel in the US. How dare you suggest these two things are related! Anti-semite! I’m just a reporter!