Debdutta Pal (@gumusservi): "Nobody cares. I mutter it for what feels like the 300th time. Sure, I’m pretending to be a fish, but I’m not the only one with a mask. This is my last fight—the only one that matters. I feign interest in prizes and glory. I’m here to steal my freedom."

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Debdutta Pal Jul 15, 2024

Nobody cares.

I mutter it for what feels like the 300th time. Sure, I’m pretending to be a fish, but I’m not the only one with a mask. This is my last fight—the only one that matters.

I feign interest in prizes and glory. I’m here to steal my freedom.

Smillew

Jul 14, 2024

Ladies and Gentlefish, a warm welcome to the XXXVII Rio Grande International Goldfish 10-feet Dash Championships.

As well as fully-paid plastic surgery to become a globefish, the winner will receive a lifetime supply of five-star green film algae, the algae of the champions!

Please shake your fins for the contestants!

Jul 15, 2024

6:07 PM

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