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There is always more work to be done than you think. As your superior, I will give you a little advice: know who sits below you in the Lowerarchy and what he wants. Fortunately for us both, you already know me and I will tell you what I want for free, with no politicking or faffery, out of full self-interest. Your patient is of a specie which almost is assuredly headed our way. The question is not of whither but how; and my personal favorite preparation in such cases requires her to assume the form of a young man.

My name is Gay Screwtape, after all.