I’m going to H-E-double-hockey-sticks for this one 🤣

I have an untalented tongue

That’s what all my lovers say

Hey, it’s not my fault

They got in bed with a snake

No more BookTok gals for me

They’re not worth the fuss

“I love monster romance!” my ass—er, tail

Listen here, Becky—make like Miley Cyrus

(And) Buy your own damn flowers

Okay, my last line is your first. Alexa D.B. Tamsin G. Verdant Butterfly KJ Harlow The Circus Dragon any takers?? (Just leave the “and” off. Your first line would start with “Buy”). Haha