DM asking me how I get so many followers on here:

1- do I? I can’t even find that number anywhere… (I didn’t look that hard (ok I didn’t look at all))

2- it’s performance art… of yourself. Just say unhinged (honest) stuff. And when people tell you you’re an idiot, tell them the sky is filled with pixie dust and blood borne pathogens and dragons are on their way to eat whatever Brussels sprouts are rotting in their fridge.

3- seriously, don’t take it seriously.

4- that isn’t to say don’t BE serious, sometimes you need to, sometimes that’s important (hello christofascist asshole oligarchs taking over my country), but mostly just relax and be an articulate goofball.

5- idk, that’s my strategy. Not sure it scales…

6- like if Rodney Dangerfield and Kafka co-wrote my notes… something along those lines.

7- I look more like Kafka than Dangerfield, if you’re wondering.