While families across the planet are watching their savings evaporate, fuel prices skyrocket, and superannuation/401s bleed out because this stupid bloated bastard started a war he had no plan to finish, the President of the United States is sitting on his gold toilet posting paintings of himself as Jesus fucking Christ. People can't afford to fill their cars. Small businesses are going under. Global markets are in freefall. And this bloated sack of festering effluent is scrolling through fan art of himself as the Messiah and hitting share. Then when he gets caught, he looks a reporter dead in the eye and says he thought it was him as a Red Cross worker. Thousands of people are dying in a conflict he launched to impress a lobbyist and distract from his own incompetence, and he's got the spare bandwidth to play dress-ups as the Son of God on social media. This isn't a president. This is a dementia-addled narcissist with a phone and a God complex so advanced he can't even tell when he's the one doing the blasphemy. Half the world is on fire and the man holding the matches is posting selfies in holy robes asking for likes.
PS: You don't make people better, you make them violently fucking ill.
Apr 13
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