Fox News Eats The Shit Sandwich

Fox News. Fox fucking News. The propaganda wing of the sunburnt bankruptcy artist currently cosplaying as Commander in Chief. Has just been forced, on camera, to admit the Strait of Hormuz is closed, Iran controls it, and Donald "Totally Obliterated" Trump has been lying his arse off for weeks.

Totally obliterated, he said. War's over, he said. Iran's begging, he said. Oil's coming down, he said. And Fox parroted every syllable like hostages reading a ransom note, Kilmeade nearly blowing a blood vessel, Watters practically needing a cigarette afterwards.

Now? Reality kicked the shithouse door in. The Strait's shut. Oil's vertical. Shipping insurance costs more than a harbour-view apartment. And the only thing totally obliterated is the credibility of every mouth-breather who cheered him on.

When Rupert's own boys have to break character and admit your boy's full of shit, the cult is on the cliff edge. The spray-tanned con man has shat himself on live television.

Totally obliterated. He got the subject wrong. It wasn't Iran.

It was him.