He's not even fucking trying any more. Kudos to the reporter's relentless pursuit of the truth.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $16 million Trump glow-up. Four million over budget. And within days it turned into a green algae swamp with the blue lining peeling off the bottom like wet wallpaper in a squat. His own Interior Department stood there with a straight face bragging about "advanced nanobubbler technology" and "crystal clear" water. It stayed crystal clear for roughly one long weekend before it went full pond scum.

So what's the official explanation? Vandals. Course it is. Some criminal mastermind snuck onto the most heavily surveilled lawn in America, strolled right past the National Guard, and quietly knifed a 350-foot slit into the lining. Didn't trip a single camera. Wasn't spotted by one of the ten thousand cops he's got stomping around the place. A ghost with a Stanley knife and a grudge against landscaping.

Now watch him when the reporter asks for proof. He's got nothing. Not a single fucking thing. So he points at the peeling paint and goes "you think that's proof?" Mate. Paint falling off a botched paint job is not proof of a knife attack. It's proof you hired cowboys. That's like torching your own kitchen and pointing at the ashes as evidence the neighbours did it.

And watch the slit grow every time he opens his gob. Saturday it was 250 feet. Monday it was 300. Now it's 350. Give him one more presser and the gash will wrap around the Mall, swallow the Washington Monument, and reach the fucking moon.

Meanwhile a 67-year-old former Olympic canoeist got cuffed and held for five hours. His crime? Touching a flake of already-peeling paint on a bike ride. SICK. DERANGED. PEOPLE. Bang him up. Ten years. For the paint that committed suicide all on its own.

There's no respect for the truth here. There's no truth here at all. Just a lying old grifter standing in front of his own $16 million puddle of green sludge, pointing at the mess he made, and screaming sabotage.

Fuck this repugnant odious swamp toad.