Madeline Hill on Substack: "I thought a $700 million blurry Instagram post would be enough, but apparently I was wrong! Shohei Ohtani just hard launched his…marriage??? On Instagram??? I investigate this nonsense! https://www.impersonalfoul.com/p/shohei-ohtani-hard-launched-his-marriage"

Impersonal Foul

I thought a $700 million blurry Instagram post would be enough, but apparently I was wrong!

Shohei Ohtani just hard launched his…marriage??? On Instagram???

I investigate this nonsense!

Impersonal Foul

Shohei Ohtani Hard Launched His Marriage??

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