seen recently: a tale of two ads

• Fig. 1 revolting GPTcore slop ad for peasants

• Fig. 2 superior Hegelcore* advertisement for aristocrats

*the ad reads ‘in- and for itself (an und für sich) without sugar’, but the joke is that the für sich (“for itself”) has been replaced by the phonetically similar Pfirsich (“peach”) because the object being advertised is a peach soda drink. There is no way the person who pitched this does not have a philosophy degree