Here’s another installment of advertisements from The Onion, this time from May 25, 2005.

• RIP to Elves Palace and Affordable Futons. Plus, the “ADULT PACIFIER” tagline for Jimmy Johns.

• The Onion on a PDA! What a weird era of mobile technology that was directionally correct but very short-lived.

• Noir-ish cigarette ad!

• The Onion seeking an advertising and business intern for summer 2005 (another ad seeks a sales manager for the Madison, Wis., office).

• The underrated Daniel Craig vehicle “Layer Cake” and a Jet Li-Morgan Freeman collab I’ve never heard of.

• The perfect ad to accompany “Savage Love,” I guess.

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