for fuck’s sake, this is just what we need — another vanity project so a power-mad, broken-inside piss-baby can feel good about his own loser self. it’s called the ‘Shield of the Americas.’ I know, right? it sounds exactly like something a ten-year-old boy would doodle on the cover of his notebook while he’s supposed to by paying attention in class. but it’s more than just a stupid name. it’s sort of a Sargent Fuckface’s Lonely Fascists Club Band.