Watched an ice cream truck driver get arrested for selling weed out of his ice cream truck when I was a kid. Cops confiscated the weed, left the ice cream truck sitting there.

I broke in, looked for ways to get into the ice cream coolers. Found the keys under the driver's side mat.

Drove the truck down the street giving away ice cream to all the younger kids in the neighborhood.

Ran out of ice cream, parked it where I found it.

Cops saw every kid in the neighborhood eating ice cream and asked questions.

I was in my friend's basement.

Cops knocked on the door asking my friend's mom questions.

My friend's mom lied to the cop and said she hadn't seen me even though she damn well had spoken to me 10 minutes earlier and knew I was in her basement.

I never got charged.

I'm headed to that mom's memorial service today.

Thanks, Nancy. RIP