Amen, Amen, Amen...

Thank you, Madonna Clint! In 1973 we moved to London for one year... I spent 3rd grade in a British public school (I still have the uniform) and was a star because I was from America!

When we moved back to the States, Dallas, Texas, in 1974, the 4th grade girls fawned and lavished over me with my British accent... The boys, no... They fucking taunted, teased, bullied me senseless... And wouldn't you know it, the class bully himself, Johnny Davenport, lived on my street! He gave me my first and only black eye...

But take comfort, y'all... They're all either dead, incarcerated, or divorced. My parents have graciously left me an inheritance that out classes every single boy who asked me, "Are you a faggot?"

Fuck yes. And you'll never know the pleasure!

Amen.