May I just say, from England, that we are not in fact all that jubilant about the coronation of King Sausage Fingers. The man is a pompous ignoramus who almost nobody likes, and there are very few people who think it's a good use of £100 MILLION to throw him an ostentatious Golden Hat Party.

Mostly we liked Queenie (last of her breed), but now that she's abandoned us to the dullards and perverts that make up the next 2 generations of Windsors, the shine is off the apple, so to speak. Charles could certainly help himself by *shutting up*, but doesn't appear willing or able when it comes to doing that, so I think it won't be long before we wind up this monarchy business all together. Let's see.