Also, what exactly are elmoluments? Sounds kinda like a moisturizer, but it's really a species of bribery. Or at the very least, material and dangerous conflicts of interest? God forbid that we should ever force those we entrust with the fate of our nation to avoid those.

It is beyond strange that very strict guidelines for conduct are imposed on jurors who decide if someone complied with law, yet very, very little ever trips a red card for those who make the laws, or determine what the law is. Of, by and for, right?