Amen to cash. Bringing coinage, bills, everything I need for exact change. Spending it wherever, whenever I can. Digital currency? Sayonara, Liberty.

As for January 6th celebrations? Store enough gunpowder in the basement, Congress might eventually take notice. "Pay more attention to the everyday concerns of most Americans?" An idea so radical, it might even work. Can you hear me now, Congress?

Party Hardy, Ladies and Gents. Enjoy your weekend.