I am not a fan of asking for anything, which is probably why my book sales suck, but I am going to change that today. I am 19 subscribers away from 1K. If I reach that number, I will never mention subscribers again. For me, that number is the absolute pinnacle, so there would be zero point in rattling on about it anymore. Just a reminder that all new subscribers get a free 30-day upgrade to paid, which you can simply let lapse at the end of the trial. Come on over, I have cookies*

*cookies may contain human plasma