Sam! SAM! You have a phone call. Use that phone booth.

Sam: Hi Mom. Yeah, I need you and dad to use your connections to get me out of here.

Hey, the booth is filling up with water! (bang, bang) LET ME OUT!! (time passes) glub, glub.

In today's news, a man sentenced to prison for defrauding many democratic members and international leaders drowned today in freak accident while imprisoned. It is believed that he was using a corded phone when stepped into a puddle of water, electrocuting himself.