for 2,026 years since the planet earth/massachusetts began there was simply no walking, people just didn’t know how to do it and they were very sad and killing each other and themselves about it without understanding why. but ever since i invented walking two months ago i’ve noticed that no one around me has killed anyone or themselves at all. i won’t take credit for this but it is an interesting correlation and i can’t see any reason we won’t develop world peace in the next few weeks or so. now that everyone is going for walks,