What if, instead of this lovely Christmas story, Jesus, Mary and Joseph had been stopped by a wall? Or what if the Egyptian Border Patrol has been ordered to turn away all Jews? Or what if a local Cairo mob, call them MEGA (Making Egypt Great Again), had thrown Jesus’s family out of Egypt? Or what if Jesus, Mary and Joseph had been granted humanitarian status by a Pharaoh I who was sensitive to their plight, only to have their humanitarian status revoked by a new Pharaoh II? Forced to return, Herod’s henchmen quickly find Jesus, Mary and Joseph and then kill Jesus.