Wife (already smirking, knowing exactly what she’s interrupting): Whatcha watching?

Me: …A JOI video.

Wife (tilting her head, pretending to be innocent): A J-O-I video? What’s that?

Me (suddenly feeling very exposed, face flushes): It stands for… Jerk Off Instruction.

Wife immediately loses it, laughing so hard she has to lean on the doorframe.

Wife: Like you need instructions!!