The Russians are drafting more than 160,000 conscripts, which means that their glorious war in Ukraine isn’t doing too well.

Uncle Vladimir wants you, but many Russians — despite their history of stoic endurance — will not be supportive of kids being yanked from homes and jobs and families to fight this war of aggression.

Especially when the coffins and “Dear Mrs. Borisov: We regret to inform you…” letters arrive in Moscow, St. Petersburg, and nippy Yakutsk.