As someone who does my job (while building a burgeoning pig sanctuary, water coloring, pushing myself on the unsuspecting and innocent as an un-hirable/unpaid interior decorator etc.) entirely from bed— unless required to exit by a contract or by a hungry animal— I am FREAKING the f*ck OUT!!!

The options out there are all ergonomically funky, lacking an aesthetic perspective and geared toward someone eating a TV dinner alone in a nursing home after their kids have gone no contact.

I volunteer as tribute to consumer test. Just wish this gang could have joined me…