Dear President Trump,

Any organization that you are allowed to join — much less be put in charge of — is not prestigious.

We will, however, leave our calendars open to join the prestigious jury at your trial at The Hague.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Wayne Horton

Director, Unauthorized Communications

Sovereign Country of Canada

(On behalf of Mark Carney, who understandably paid no attention to this matter.)