I’ve been working on a short story about being short, which feels aggressively on brand.

Specifically, how kitchen tongs have become an extension of my body, my dignity, and frankly, my independence.

The irony is not lost on me: a short story about being short, written by someone who cannot reach the top shelf but can absolutely reach the deeper meaning.

If you think I am the only person using tongs, just wait. I dare you to poll five short women and share your results here.