Sexless because it would have to be marketable to normies, and legally it seems annoying and complicated, plus it could only currently exist in a few counties in one state if it were explicitly included. I'm sure there'd be plenty of additional “services” under the table that isn't on the official “menu,” however. But this is supposed to be different from a typical escort service and more of a training service.

And if the fish and the human trying to catch it spoke the same language (and if there was actually a benefit to the fish for being caught to incentivize it giving the advice), it would make perfect sense to ask the fish exactly what would attract him to your lure. He'd know best. The fisherman might know what's worked for him to catch them most often, but he can only guess what the fish is really thinking. His theories might be completely coincidental and half-baked and not work for everyone under most conditions. The fish could offer a plethora of custom knowledge and corrections of a lifetime of bad advice from other confused fisherman whose only real success was in a particularly diverse pond during a rain storm and he's been living on that high ever since. Or something.

Anyway, it needn't take the place of male mentorship, nor should it, but rather offer something else entirely. The way it sounds, elder Millennial and Gen Xer dudes aren't so interested in picking up that mentorship responsibility, anyway, and the increasing numbers of incels have no support or way out other than, you know, vengeful movie theater and nightclub shootings and shit. Maybe attractive and nice meatspace women would be a welcome change, if only to boost confidence.