Thanks Lydia Fox for looping me into the cool kids club!

So, “Things Substack doesn’t know about me yet”:

• Hopefully a lot! XD

• I am not a teddy bear.

• I have eight-ten completed first draft novels/novellas in queue for posting here on Substack.

• I have 12-15 partial first draft novels waiting to be finished.

• I have 15-20 novels in my head.

• One of my past professions was a linguistic cartographer.

• Long ago, during a fencing match, I dropped and lunged so quickly, my gum floated inside my mouth and shot into the back of my throat. (And there followed a few desperate moments.)

• I have been bored only once in my life—and my mother cured that.

That’s probably more than enough to bore everyone—but hopefully not to tears!

I will nominate the following people (no pressure, of course): Caroline Beuley Devin Thomasin Canary Vale Gaby Jai-Devi Brogan Levi Edwards