My brother is scrolling through job ads.

“Look, they’re looking for someone with buffet experience. Should I go?”

Buffet experience?

My guy… the only buffet experience you have is aggressively defending a tray of stuffed grape leaves at a wedding.

Customer service? You disappear after round two.

Time management? You time your plate refills with military precision.

Honestly, though… confidence like that? Apply. Worst case, you’ll at least supervise the dessert section. 😌