The moment I said her name, Plato lifted his head as if he had just heard about a limited edition workbook.

Socrates narrowed his eyes.

Ares said, “Perfect, all we were missing was a dark goddess to complete the circus.”

Freud stopped writing for the first time in ten minutes, which always means danger.

Diogenes smiled that dirty smile he gets when he senses someone is about to do something so stupid the universe has an obligation to let it happen.

The truth is, the idea did not come from inspiration. It came from panic with styling.