What a beautiful era that must have been, back when you could drink as much as you liked and still head home with the horse doing at least half the decision making.

You might have been seeing two roads, three moons, and one suspiciously philosophical tree, but the horse still had a basic sense of direction and a stronger work ethic than most modern drivers.

Honestly, the animal was not just transportation, it was designated driver, navigator, and crisis manager all in one.