"You aren't qualified to homeschool your children."

"Interesting. I need a graduate degree to teach my child 3rd-grade math?"

"No, but you need to understand how children learn, different learning styles, and teaching methods."

"How about I just get to know my child, and how he learns will become apparent very quickly."

"No. You're ignoring classroom management techniques."

"...Not sure I need classroom management techniques for my living room."

"But you need to be an expert in teaching to teach your children!"

"Will that guarantee better outcomes?"

"Absolutely not. In fact, in most places, outcomes are getting worse with every passing year."

"Sooo...what's the point?"

"The point is that I spent time and money on a degree and you can't just go and do things without my approval it's totally not fair."