Trump: Look at this tub. Tremendous tub. Possibly the best bath anyone’s ever seen. People are talking about it.

Lincoln: Sir… I have endured war, debate, and the burden of a divided nation. I did not expect my greatest trial to be… a glittering soup.

Trump: Not soup—luxury. This is what winning looks like. You step in, you come out refreshed. Reborn. Maybe even more popular.

Lincoln: I find that character is not forged in comfort… nor in bubbles that shimmer like a disco sunrise.