Helen’s livestreaming like it’s 1184 BCE and the WiFi is blessed by Aphrodite. The Trojans rolled in a giant wooden horse and she’s busy taking victory selfies, dragging Odysseus’s “craftsmanship,” and reminding everyone her ex Menelaus is still uglier than a curse from Hera.

Historic disaster? Maybe. Icon behavior? Absolutely. What could go wrong?!? 🤷‍♂️

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